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    Never the Twain

    Comedy

    Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane.

    It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles.

    The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

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    Created By

    Johnnie Mortimer

    Status

    Ended

    Original Name

    Never the Twain

    First Air Date

    September 7, 1981

    Last Air Date

    October 9, 1991

    Seasons

    11

    Episodes

    67

    Language

    English

    Production Companies

    Networks

    ITV1

    S11E06

    The First Of The Queue

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