In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
Sarge
Pvt. Lavernius Tucker
Pvt. Dick Simmons
Pvt. Leonard Church / Lopez the Heavy / Epsilon
Pvt. Micheal J. Caboose
Pvt. Dexter Grif
Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut