Lyricist Harmony insists on wallowing in misery eons after being unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend. While the members of Harmony's family are long over his antics, that doesn't stop him from milking his heartbreak and telling his tale of woe to anyone who will listen.
Harmony
Carlos
Matt
Jessica
Mean Man Mike
Natasha
Piano Teacher
Wes
Mom
Jim
Meter Maid Man
Meter Maid Subordinate
Doctor
Prince Valiant
Chatty Co-worker
Milius
John Counterman
Good-Looking Doctor
Melon Girl
Store Clerk
Friend in Store
Homeless Tom
Art Connoisseur
Gordon