A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.
Milwaukee Steve
Sam
Simon Sez Simone
The Colonel
Cherri Contrary
Steve's Manager
Steve's Agent
The Man
The Frog
Desiree, the Whore
Maloney
Mr. C
Casting Director
Agent #1
Agent #2
Manager #1
Sugaree
8th Grade Dropout
Ria
Ass-Slapped Girl
Limo Girl
Bistro Waitress
Bussler Waitress