Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger
Mom / Attendant
Pop
Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)
Bus Passenger #1
Bus Passenger #2
Cab Driver
Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2
Tattooed Skateboarder
Spencer Harris
Maria Melrose
Depressed Man
U.T. Reporter
Survivor
Handicapped Guy
Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)
Irving Cruise
Ethel Streep
Ralph Spielberg
Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)
Jenny Lane
Patron #1
Pablo
Lance McShwartz
Man on Street
Casting Director
Mime Heckler / Running Man
Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)
Punk
Older Customer
Manager
Lance's Assistant
Martin Scorcese
Deputy Sheriff
Security Guard #1
Security Guard #2