A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
President James Buchanan
Ruth Kiesling
Meg
Phillip Crosby
Larry Kiesling
Lancaster Guy
Holly
Parnella Monroe
Errol
Gretchen
Dante
Trina
Captain Jarvis
Mrs. Laura Warren
Biker Chick Vent
Sideburn Vent
Brock
Wyatt
Elderly Man
Hostetler
Library Security Guard
Waitress
County Sherrif's Deputy
Gunderson
Mormon #1
Baby Kyle / Jeffrey
Baby Kyle / Jeffrey
Mormon #2