Plain Jane Hartman hates her life. She's goofy, boring and only has sex if she reads Iris Murdoch novels out loud to her loopy boyfriend. Her oldest friend Antonia McGill knows about everything. She orders the right food; she can complain and get results. She's beautiful and has a brilliant career. Is it any wonder that they hate each other's guts?
Jane Hartman
Antonia McGill
Howard Nash
Therapist
Norman Beer
Jane's Mother
Uncle Vladimir Hartman
Daniel Nash
Stephen Carlinsky
Jeremy Woodward
Uncle Irwin Carlinsky
Sylvia Pinker
Rosa Gluberman
Harry Rosenthal
Edgar
Tutor
A.D. Humphries
Taxi Driver
Young Jane
Policewoman
Herself
Himself