The beautiful--but evil--Vampire Queen lusts after French punk-rock star Kiki of Les Fossoyeurs, and she is willing to do anything to get him--including devastating the entire planet! With dumb-luck on his side, Kiki continues to unwittingly evade her clutches in this cult classic.
Kiki
Vampire Queen
Chrissy
Betty
Stoney
Tom
Boner
Boner
Herself
Chastity
The Rev. Dwight
Wolfgang Schreiber
Jenna
Helga the Enforcer
John the Angry Plumber
Steven Strange
Evangeline
Himself
Himself
Himself