Zypcio is an idealistic heir to a large brewery in Poland. In the face of Chinese invasion threatening Eastern Europe, he is corrupted by the advances of both Princess Irina, who is after his money, and the court jester, who is after his virginity.
Erazm Kocmołuchowicz
General Niehyd-Ochluj
Princess Ticonderoga Irina Vsievolodovna
Eliza
Old Prince
Toldzio Porayski, Zypcio's cousin
Scampi, Princess Irina's son
Sturfan Abnol
Kapen Genezyp de Vahaz "Zypcio"