A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Harry Bates
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Dick Smoker
Dakota Beaver
Captain Hook
Lyle Shotz
The Doctor
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
Patricia Martin
Tom Woo
Detective
Dahmer
Short Cop
Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Security Guard
Lorena
Harry's Mother
Harry's Sister
Mrs. Landers
Screaming Woman
Montana's Father
Telemarketer
Television Producer
Last Rights Priest
Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
Sir Valliance
Nurse
Hugh Myer
Bouncer
Writer
Director
Writer
Writer
Music
Producer
Producer
Producer
Director of Photography
Editor
Makeup Artist
Assistant Production Manager
Executive Producer
Executive Producer