A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab.
Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
Newscaster 1
Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
Podcaster 1
Rapscallion
Passenger Rapscallion
Driver Rapscallion
John's Mom
Robert Rodriguez
The Crablantian Crown