The morning after kicking off their semester with a patriotic "stars, stripes, and strippers" party, the members of the Omega fraternity awaken to a find a baby on their doorstep. After little to no deliberation, the Omegas decide to pledge the baby. When a rival fraternity member, Rico, learns of this, he devises a plot to ruin the Omegas reputation in the eyes of the student body at Hamilton University. It's up to the Omegas to not only secure their legacy at the University, but to also raise a baby in a fraternity house.
Pledge
Rico
Professor Street
President Dumervile
Mr. Motes
Rex Moonberry
Mr. Hodgkinson
Hodges
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Merkhaus' Dad
Sailor
T-Brow's Mom
Kegston
Caitlin
Merkhaus
Rodney 'Night Train' Maine
Richie Sambora
Max
El Nino
Thames
T-Brow
Giles
Renato
Steak Mungro
Cop 1
Cop 2
Beta Fraternity Member (as Nic Nac)
Beta Fraternity Member 2 (as Dossett March)
Eric
Pi Member 2
Mrs. Maine
Mrs. Hodgkinson
Thames' Father
El Nino's Father
El Nino's Mother
Renato's Dad
Renato's Father
Mr. Collison
Mrs. Collison
Mom
Brittany
Night Train's Date
Richie Sambora's Date
Melissa
Vanessa
News Reporter
T-Brow's Date
Fifi Larue
Clap It Up Guy
Horace 'Broomsticks' Newton
Social Worker
Mike Martinez Sportscaster
Smoker at Party
Futuristic Party Goer
Hamilton Student
Macho Student
Beatrice
Sports Reporter
Female Student
Rico Supporter
Sam