Two incompetent detectives, punished by their captain, are put on a wild goose chase.
Detective Sterling
Detective Grebe
Storm Trooper
Captain Tiarse/ Crutch Guy
Rita
Sergeant Susan
Robin Shrike
Sharon Thrush
Mugger
The Bird Watcher
Richard Palmer
Director
Casting Director
Sound Assistant
Gaffer
Production Design
Editor
Producer
Sound
Music
Production Design
Director of Photography
Music
Producer
Writer
Writer
Hair Department Head
Sound