A down and out stunt man and his gay, high-strung movie producer cousin, on the run from a loan shark, hit the jackpot by producing the first martial-arts musical.
Dino
Sarah
Madam Castille
Shawn
Aldo
Timmy (Martial Artist)
Connor
Rabbi Simmons
Jay Thurber
Chuck
Maestro
Hyman
Tiny
Igor
Jack
Falconi's Girlfriend
Aurora
Falconi
Mrs. Benito
Carlen (Theatre Audience Member)
Sabrina Saleski
Mike (Stuntman)
Dolores aka Bedlam
Malcolm - Guy in Horse
Jackie (Stuntwoman)
David
Maddie (Dancer)
Antonia
Bethany (Dancer)
Air Guitar Sound Guy / Kung Fu Drag Queen
Terra - Gym Mom