A socially-awkward college student, who lives vicariously through his hero fantasies, takes his roommates on a trip around the world only to end up held hostage by a crazy Italian man, hell-bent on his daughter marrying an American.
Clyde
Jason
Grandpa Paul
Leonardo
Achmed
Lucia
Machmood
Delilah
Mr. Ted
Zia Roberta
Mr. Bellagamba, Esquire
Guido
Exotic Mystery Woman
Paul