After running into a friend and two ladies, a married man sends his wife a note saying that he's taken a train for business, but then his wife reads that the train crashed.
Ambrose
Mrs. Ambrose
Café Proprietor
Ambrose's Buddy
Ambroses's Buddy's Girlfriend
Entertainer
Floozie
Waiter
Funeral Director
Funeral Director's Assistant
Café Patron
Café Patron
Café Patron