When Ireland's most notorious amateur sports star becomes the first man in history to fail a test for PEDs, he agrees to coach the country's worst team in order to try and rebuild his shattered reputation.
Gar Campion
Ruby Vercetti
Billy Byrne
Allan
Keeva McGinley
Bob Walker
Noely
Lance Alott
Zimmer
Craig O'Sullivan
Shoelace Face
Bogey
Megan
Rowan Smith O'Brien
Teenager In Bathroom
American Sports Presenter
Spud
Richie The Bouncer
Crew Guy
Garda Colm Hickey
Mario
Marty
Jonathan Creegan
Phil Victor
Marie-Claire
Simon
The Filmmaker (voice)
Lindsay
Army Man
Tamara
Journalist 1
Journalist 2
Fashion Show MC
Guitar Player
Waitress
Press Officer